Hey London, as I’m really enjoying getting older, I’d like to filter the audience somewhat. I would just like to stress that in my show there will be no:
1. Transparent pandering to pseudo pundits.
2. Tedious deconstruction… Or will there? Do you see how clever I’m being? Do you? Recognising how clever I’m being makes you nearly as clever as me. Let’s find somewhere quiet so we can grow ironic beards and w*nk into them.
3. Talking about what I don’t do… Ah, bugger.
Warning! May contain comedy.
‘This is Burn’s best show since he won the big (Fosters – formerly the Perrier) award.’ ★★★★ Chortle
‘Heartfelt… surprising poignancy… exhilarating.’ ★★★★ Fest
‘One of the best storytellers you will see… belly-shakingly funny.’
★★★★ Three Weeks
‘This fella is Fringe royalty, so don’t miss him.’
Edinburgh Evening News
★★★★★ Times, Guardian, Time Out, Telegraph