9.30pm

The Ryanair James Bond and the 1990 East Leinster under 14 triple jump bronze medalist, returns to Soho. There will be standing up, there will be sitting down, there will be a song where he tries to seduce the entire audience. The songs will most likely be played on small pianos from the mid-eighties, which he chooses for their versatility and range, and also the fact that they fit into a sports bag so you don’t have to pay excess on flights.

'Truly delightful – a glistening stream of consciousness that turns mundanity to enchantment wherever it flows.'

***** Metro